my bumper sticker

I need someone to design a bumper sticker that says "yes, I know that I am going incredibly slow, and I probably should try and overtake the truck in front of me, and move to the next lane so that you can merge, but realistically, then the second lane would also be going too slowly, and I would annoy someone else, because, it is just enough that my poor bus is functioning as a moving vehicle, I can't ask much more of her."